Suburban Confidential

I know, I know- I have not posted in a while, and this probably started to take on the shape of one of my many abandoned creative "epiphany" projects. But I have a good reason. Read on.

So as life would have it, I am in a perpetual race to keep up with myself. Now, I don't think that I am busier than anyone else (that would make me a presumptuous oaf, would it not?), but I do know that I contribute to my own frenetic lifestyle because I lead a secret double life. Don't tell anyone.

Hmm. What could it be? What's her other schizophrenic personality? Stripper? (Please, not enough courage, flexibility or coordination). Trucker? (Nah, hate long road trips). Politician? (I won't touch that one...). Nope, while all of these are great choices, I try to live my life on the edge- I am like the female James Bond! Mistress of disguise!

Yes, in my other life, I double as a suburbanite. And you too can enjoy the suspense, the drama, and the action of bake sales, PTA meetings, condo board meetings and soccer practices, and dinner parties!

This is a sharp contrast from my other life where I am a social media/communications/fashion and beauty Empress. And I have to straddle these lives simultaneously. They could possibly complement each other, but because nothing in my life is streamlined, they are oftentimes fighting for attention. And because my child will ALWAYS win, I usually will have to tweet while organizing his class holiday party. Update my Facebook status from soccer practice. Conduct conference calls and visit showrooms on my way to and from book club meetings, coffee clutches, and dinner parties. Run a campaign, blog, and network while attending pilates class, traveling, checking spelling, guitar lessons, Cuong Nhu class, dinner and 8-yr old sleepovers. Run a business. Run a household. Meet with clients. Change the oil. Engage in non-profit work. Organize a play date. Perfect recipe for Sake Kasu Marinated Sea Bass for me, Chicken Fingers, Macaroni & Cheese and Carrots for the kid. Plan for web show, update business plan, write proposal, digg this, SocialMedian--ahh, you get the point. AND in between the little bit of time I have left over for myself, I try to date (yes, I am single blogverse- just putting it out there...)

I am myself, but I am not. I am unconventional enough to be conscientious when I am among the older, married, "super-stable" & suburban friends as well as with my "hip", unattached and single friends. I am proud enough to share stories of loose teeth, soccer goals, client wins and wine pairings. Present and free enough to head to a tweetup, speed dating, sample sale, fashion show and Common concert. My American Dream consists of fabulous shoes, a touch screen Blackberry (WITHOUT all of the sub-menus, please) an eco-friendly condo, a Malbec, a compassionate, civic-minded child, and rum-soaked banana cream pie. I love every minute of it.

There I go off on my tangent again. My original point was: If I am away for awhile, it's not because I moved on to something shinier, I am just keeping pace with life- my life as a super- sexy double agent! What's more desirable than a woman who can multitask with the best of them? You can always catch me on Twitter....

How do you manage your chaos??

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